This week, whenever you get to the Starbucks counter or the bar or the sandwich shop, ask for something free: a free scone or a free round of shots or a free side of slaw.
The more times you ask, the more free stuff you will get. If you ask correctly, you should have at least a 15% success rate. How do you ask correctly?: 1) Smile, 2) Talk slowly, 3) Make sure the other patrons aren’t listening (they will get jealous), 4) Be charming, 5) Don’t be a douche.
Please comment on this post once you’ve asked for free things and let us know if it worked. We’d love your feedback.
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I ask for free shots at the bar all the time. 94% success rate.
Well played, Knarnia!