2 weeks before Olympics (on Gchat)
Me: Hi, Kastajian (last name changed to protect the innocent)
Kastajian: Hey what’s up?
Me: Nothing. I was thinking we should start a rumor on the Booze Cruise about Armenchick.
Kastajian: Ha, why?
Me: Cuz it’s funny. We should tell people on the Booze Cruise we saw him in the hotel and he’s performing Sunday night.
Kastajian: lolol, that’s a great idea.
2 weeks later on Booze Cruise, I’m standing with Kastajian and a group of people:
Me: You know what’s crazy, I saw Armenchick in the Hyatt today and someone said he’s performing on Sunday night.
Group of girls: Really????
Kastajian: What? You’re lying.
Me: Wait, huh? No no, Armenchick (winking) is at the Hyatt. I think he’s performing Sunday night.
Kastajian: Whatever. I’m gullable usually, but I don’t believe that.
(Crickets)
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