First Lady of Cameroon Contemplates Eating Michelle Obama

Chantal Biya, wife of the president of Cameroon, met with First Lady Michelle Obama this weekend.  As a precautionary measure, Obama’s secret service administered six shots of tranquilizer to Biya’s torso, before the lion-maned Cameroonian approached the First Lady:

He Says Those Melons Are Fake

I don’t know what’s more ridiculous, the actual watermelon incident from this Sunday’s Amazing Race premiere, or this dude’s conspiracy theory that the watermelon was a fake, a water balloon that was digitally inserted in the clip:

Monday Morning Goat: September 27

Hats Off To You, Michael Vick

A former canine connoisseur, the Eagles’ new QB continues to rehabilitate his image with a 28-3 win over the Jaguars.  THG is rooting for you, Michael Vick!

Pregame Music: Bruno Mars ft. Damian Marley, “Liquor Store Blues”

Ok, so it’s not the most upbeat music.  Maybe this can go in our soundtrack for hangovers instead?:

President Obama, “I’m Exhausted of Defending You”

Monday Morning Goat: September 20, 2010

Monday Night Football: New Orleans @ San Fransisco, 8:30, ESPN

News: Patriots 14, Jets 28Eagles 35, Lions 32Bedbugs shut down NiketownYen Strengthens

NBC Thursday night: New episodes of 30 Rock and The Office @ 8:30 and 9:00

Pictures of the Week: September 10-16

Throwback: Simon and Garfunkel, The Boxer

Friday night movie: Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps