Goat Staff

THE HAPPY GOAT

THG staff

Pictured L-R: Philz, Norak, K. Mass.

Name: Norak
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
Favorite Color:
Green
Occupation:
Party
Favorite Animal: Goat
Least Favorite Person: Anthony Deese
Favorite Beverage: Vodka
Favorite Snack: Advil

Festive.

Festive.

Name: Philz
DESIGN DIRECTOR/MAIL ROOM CLERK
Favorite Color: Green
Occupation: Lame
Favorite Animal: Justin Kaladjian
Hobbies: Driving and sleeping, but not at the same time.
Favorite Beer: Yeungling
Chemical Composition: 70% Water, 30% pure Nigonium

Rubble, Rubble

Rubble, Rubble

Name: K. Mass.
WASHINGTON BUREAU CHIEF
Occupation: Financier
Favorite Nourishment: Miller Lite (on tap)
Favorite Man Show: Californication and Entourage
Hobbies: Flexing, Singing classics like The Rolling Stones’ Jumpin’ Jack Flash & Boyz II Men’s I’ll Make Love to You
Favorite Food: Steak, Mac & Cheese with bacon
Favorite Animal: Lion-Shark hybrid (a killing machine on land and on water)
kmasss

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14 Responses

  1. I love this post, it’s hilarious; As us the Palin one!

  2. Got dang girl! Chug away

  3. Nora! I like this happygoat thing you got goin on, its very as you say “festive”…..go to claptrapworld.com and check another member of the farm!

  4. so happy that your picture was taken in my childhood hometown, Northville Michigan…at my very favorite place, the Cider Mill…..yay..memories…

  5. nora you crack me up. love this pic

  6. Hey Nora,
    Very entertaining. But I am a big Anthony “Scanner” Deese fan. You need to show him some love!!!!!!!
    The cider mill is an excellent place. I was fortunate enough to go there when I would visit Nicole in Detroit.

  7. Sorry Mark, we’re going to have to agree to disagree on this one. He’s definitely the suckiest person out there. 😉

  8. Amusing. Looking forward to reading upcoming posts. Keep those creative writing juices flowing! The Pussycat Dolls were a great example of the “cheerleader affect.”

  9. I noticed it was snowing on this page and it was hallucinating.

  10. Saw this and thought of you guys….. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/223168/

  11. way to go for anonymity with the Anthony name drop.

  12. Where r the NYC pix??
    Keep on truckin!!!!!

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